thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

gaaraofsuburbia:

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

WAIT

20:13

2013

imyourwetdreeam:

Innocence is so cute
I can’t wait to destroy it.

• do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed?  closed man, you don’t fucking know what can come out of there when you’re sleeping
• do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? they’re too small, no need. 
  
• where is your next vacation? probs sf. 
  
• who do you think reads these? no one. 
  
• do you have a calendar in your room? yes! it’s a cupcake one my mom got for me!
  
• what’s your plan for the day? study spanish, study, study, cry b/c i’m not studying, shower, study. 
  
• are you reading any books right now? stuff in spanish. 
  
• do you ever count your steps when you walk? nope. 
  
• do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? yes haha
  
• do you chew your pens and pencils? on my pens :(
  
• what is your “song of the week”? don’t wake me up- lianne la havas
  
• is it okay for guys to wear pink? sure man
  
• do you still watch cartoons? sometimes
• what do you drink with dinner? grape juice <3
  
• what do you dip chicken nuggets in? nothing man i don’t eat that shit.
  
• what is your favorite food/cuisine? feijoada
  
• what movies could you watch over and over and still love?  remember the titans, forever strong
  
• when was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? gosh probably a year. 
  
• can you change the oil on a car? kind of haha
  
• best thing to eat for breakfast? green tea and toast w/ jam
  
• what is your usual bedtime? between 10 and 12
  
• are you lazy? yup
  
• afraid of heights? nope
  
• occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? artist
  
• hot tea or cold tea: hot tea!
  
• tea or coffee? tea
  
• favorite kind of cookie? chocolate chip
  
• can you swim well? 3 years of water polo? i think so?
  
• can you hold your breath without manually holding your nose? yessss
  
• who do you want to see right now? MY FAMILY UGH AND MICHELLE AND JOANNE 
  

I MISS PACO AND MISO. COME BACK INTO MY LIFE. 

i don’t know if my stomach is sore b/c of all the hiking i did yesterday or if its from all the throwing up i did last night.